ELEPHANTS OF THE GUN-TEAMS
WE LENT to Alexander the strength of Hercules,
GUN-BULLOCKS
Those heroes in their harnesses avoid a cannon-ball,
CAVALRY HORSES
By the brand on my withers, the finest of tunes
Is played by the Lancers, Hussars, and Dragoons, And it’s sweeter than ‘Stables’ or ‘Water’ to me, The Cavalry Canter of ‘Bonnie Dundee!’
Then feed us and break us and handle and groom,
SCREW-GUN MULES
As me and my companions were scrambling up a hill,
Good luck to every sergeant, then, that lets us pick our road!
COMMISSARIAT CAMELS
We haven’t a camelty tune of our own To help us trollop along, But every neck is a hair-trombone (Rtt-ta-ta-ta! is a hair-trombone!) And this is our marching-song: Can’t! Don’t! Shan’t! Won’t! Pass it along the line! Somebody’s pack has slid from his back, ’Wish it were only mine! Somebody’s load has tipped off in the road— Cheer for a halt and a row! Urrr! Yarrh! Grr! Arrh! Somebody’s catching it now!
ALL THE BEASTS TOGETHER
Children of the Camp are we,
Serving each in his degree; Children of the yoke and goad, Pack and harness, pad and load. See our line across the plain, Like a heelrope bent again, Reaching, writhing, rolling far, Sweeping all away to war! While the men that walk beside, Dusty, silent, heavy-eyed, Cannot tell why we or they March and suffer day by day. Children of the Camp are we, Serving each in his degree; Children of the yoke and goad, Pack and harness, pad and load. |